Peoww News

Dear Vicious Cycle,

I finished EDF: Insect Armageddon today.  At least I think I did.  You appear to have forgotten to put an ending on the game.  A game which has just fifteen near-identical levels that lack all the variety of the original EDF. This is what happens when you entrust a much-loved series to the inept fuckwits who made the risible Eat Lead I guess.

If I see any of you at the Eurogamer Expo in September I’m going to shit in your fucking hair.

(review to follow once we’ve doped ourselves enough to block out the fucking pain).