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New Nintendo console rumoured.

Peoww News

Various souces (we’re stealing from this one) are suggesting that Nintendo could be announcing a new console at this year’s E3. Details are sketchy/non-existant but expect motion control and proper graphics. If the graphics are better than the 360/PS3 it’ll sell fucking trillions probably.

Which’ll be good for Nintendo seeing as how we haven’t heard word one about the 3DS since the week it got released and are guessing they, like all handhelds, have all reverted to their natural state – hidden away in a desk drawer or something. Rich

The only way to kill Dead Rising 2 is to chop off the head or destroy the brain.

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Capcom’s original Dead Rising might well be one of PEOWW‘s favourite Xbox 360 titles but we don’t half wish they’d fuck off now.  We were less than impressed with the exceptionally lukewarm Dead Rising 2. Mainly thanks to it being the same game as the original but dumbed down for the masses and with the most broken online component ever.

Well now they’ve announced Dead Rising 2: Off The Record, a retelling of the story but with Frank West (the Johnny Knoxville-esque paparazzi from the first game and the XBLA title Dead Rising: Case West).  Ugh!  Let it go, Capcom.  Or at least patch Dead Rising 2 so that we can finish the multiplayer shit.

As PEOWW‘s own Matthew says “Capcom: “Dead Rising 2 was shit, so we’re retconning it and replacing the dull, generic character with Frank West.”

No release date has been given but rest assured, when it gets released we probably won’t bother with it.  Rich

What the fuck, Peoww? What the fuck?

Yes, yes. We’ve got gremlins in the system. Well kind of. The old creaky server that PEOWW sat upon was such a monumental piece of shit. Luckily our chums at www.gaminglives.co.uk offered us some space on their Super Funkotron 2000. We’re currently migrating this motherfucker.

It’s been arduous thanks to how fucking bad the original server was. We’re almost there (look I’m posting – that’s an improvement!). The forum’s next. If this works we all owe Mark from Gaming Lives a blowjob and some cake.