Review – Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon
Shooter
Take one cult classic and add one no-mark developer.
Author Archives: Rich
Open letter to Vicious Cycle Software.
Peoww News
Dear Vicious Cycle,
I finished EDF: Insect Armageddon today. At least I think I did. You appear to have forgotten to put an ending on the game. A game which has just fifteen near-identical levels that lack all the variety of the original EDF. This is what happens when you entrust a much-loved series to the inept fuckwits who made the risible Eat Lead I guess.
If I see any of you at the Eurogamer Expo in September I’m going to shit in your fucking hair.
(review to follow once we’ve doped ourselves enough to block out the fucking pain).
Captain America: Super Soldier (Xbox 360)
Mini Review – Captain America: Super SoldierBackbreaker: Vengeance (Xbox Live Arcade)
Mini Review – Backbreaker: VengeanceRubbish gaming news round-up!
Peoww News
Square Enix have created an ultra-rare version of the 3DS AKA one that anybody can fucking bother playing? Amirite?
EA and Manchester City FC have joined forces to piss on what’s left of football’s soul by announcing that upcoming FIFA games will have bespoke Man City content “experiences” which has led some cocksucker at the club to blurt out “”Many of our supporters, not to mention first team players are huge fans of FIFA. The deal with EA Sports was therefore a natural fit and the beginning of what I know will be an exciting partnership.”
And finally, Andy McNabb is writing a tie-in novel for Battlefield 3. We’ll leave you to fill in your own derogatory words. Rich
PEOWWcast – Episode 2.4
Half Minute Hero: Super Mega Neo Climax (XBLA)
Mini Review – Half Minute Hero: Super Mega Neo Climax
RPG
You wish to mock my size?
Galaga Legions DX (Xbox Live Arcade)
Mini Review – Galaga Legions DX
Shoot ‘Em Up/Puzzle
Galaga’s Galaga makeover gets another makeover.
Child of Eden (Xbox 360)
Review – Child of Eden
Shooter/Rhythm-Action
Rez is back but this time it’s irritating.
Microsoft become the devil. Kinect is their trident.
Peoww News
This video by Microsoft’s Enrique de la Garza has the previously-unknown, hateful shill telling us about Microsoft’s plan for Operation: Global Evil / their plan for interactive TV ads using Kinect. In the awful five minute video he gleefully watches a Coke advert and explains how he can tweet the ad to his friends simply by saying ‘Xbox. Tweet’ like some sort of hateful robo-cunt.
Then he goes on about Adidas and wanks off about getting extra info from the advert, like some sort of fucking idiot.
Then he fucking starts going on about some fucking awful X-Factor type show and I’m so fucking filled with hate that I have to stop commenting on it before Microsoft have me killed. This really is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Video below. Be warned, it’s fucking horrible.