Review – Dishonored
Action/Stealth
The bed-chambers of Buckingham Palace must be copiously supplied with blindfolds!
Say, do you remember Thief? Well, Arkane Studios sure as shit do as what we have here is a fully-fledged ‘spiritual sequel’ complete with all the modern bells and whistles you’d expect from a modern stealth-action game. Set in the steampunk-flavoured city of Dunwall, you take the role of Corvo, former royal bodyguard-turned-assassin charged with uncovering the shadow conspiracy that framed you for murder, kidnapping and high treason. You do this with an arsenal of steampunk weaponry including traditional swords, flintlock pistols and crossbows along with more exotic fare like razorwire trip-mines, not to mention your supernatural powers.
Oh yes, you’re not just some pleb with a fancy mask, you can wield the dark arts and blink (read: teleport) short distances, possess rats, see through walls and even read minds. Mix in a healthy dose of parkour-style platforming and exploration and some open-ended level design and you’ve got Thief 4 in all but name, which I’m sure you’ll agree is no bad thing.
That’s not to say it’s perfect. Far from it. The game has a rather heavy-handed morality system that can only see in black and white and the combat is a little too easy for seasoned sneakers when utilising Corvo’s entire arsenal. All that will quickly be forgotten though when you get stuck in, as Dishonoured‘s biggest draw, for me, is Dunwall itself.
Sure it’s built on a skeleton that’s a bastard mix of Steampunk Victoriana, Herman Melville prose and Middle Ages shit-caked hovels but all the fine details like the hundred of miscellaneous notes, books and dairy entries to be read along with character monologues both spoken and mind-read make a single cohesive setting that’s just screaming out for sequels that go further a field, perhaps to the shores of Pandyssia?
Is it worth your shekels? Well if you like stealth-action and can’t be arsed with pretentious modern fare like Splinter Cell be sure to grab a copy as soon as otherwise hang on until the inevitable post-Christmas price drop.
Rating: 8/10
I fucking blatantly need this game in my mouth.
Yes you do sunshine. It’s a decent game, AS I KEEP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE.
Fair enough, Toff. I never doubted you!
I reckon I’ll go for the full 1000 on this. A rarity for me these days.
I’m going to ask Santa for it on PC. I don’t care what anyone else says… I joyed in my sphinctre when I played it at E3, and I like when my sphinctre is joyed.
Played it on the pc but the morality thing had me noncing around not killing people when the game gives you literally mad killing skills.
Left me a bit cold not got round to finishing it yet.
Yeah, same. Not killing anyone or getting spotted is slow going. Very tiring, I can only play it one level at a time at most.
@jase
Totally agree
I’m happy to stealth em up but it hardly seems right when you can eviscerate people with rats aplenty