A-number 1.

If there’s one thing that PEOWW is bored of, it’s the Duke Nukem Forever saga.  The first game was great at the time – the XBLA version revealed some high-strength rose-tint on our spectacles though – and yeah, maybe in 1999 we might have given a fuck about the proposed sequel.

After a decade’s worth of vapourware nonsense, 3D Realms mercifully shuffled off of this mortal coil.  Probably due to them taking ten years to make a fucking FPS.

Anyway, Gearbox (the team behind the relentless raping of Borderlands) have apparently taken on the project.  Details are sketchy right now but expect DNF to hit the shelves some time around April 20IDONTGIVEAFUCKANYMORE.