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Those ruiners of all things good, EA, are selling stats as DLC on NHL 2011.  Now, as a British site we don’t really give a fuck about NHL or indeed any sports where the action is faster than our eyes, but we have to admit to feeling a little sick at the thought of EA selling such things as a +1 boost to goalie aggressiveness for 68 pence.

Now yes, ‘blah blah no-one’s making you buy it.’  Shut the fuck up, that’s not the point.  The point is EA shouldn’t sell this kind of thing as it’s just a cheap way to make a few more quid while ruining things online as it’ll benefit those people who are stupid enough to buy it.  That’s our issue.  Stop selling advantages to lazy, stupid players online.  But actually, more importantly, stop selling shit.