Peoww News

This game has been number one in the UK charts for NINE WEEKS now.  We’re old enough to remember the crack-addicted, vocal histrionics of overrated warbler Whitney Houston as she stanked up the number one spot for fifteen fucking weeks.  That cunt Brian Adams pulled a similar cunt’s trick with some fucking ballad about Robin Hood or something.  Our conclusion:  we live in a nation of cocksuckers.  Rich

Oh do fuck off.