We love Mass Effect 2 more than you love your mum, and we’ll literally kill anyone who besmirches its good name and so it was with mixed feelings that we watched EA’s E3 footage of Mass Effect 3. Sure, it looked beautiful. Stunningly so. Unfortunately, it also looked particularly dumbed down with no real evidence of it being anything other than a cover-based shooter.
Well, we’re tentively into it again now with the news that it will feature four-player co-op missions. Apparently, there will only be a small number of these missions – the idea is that you replay them a lot (for whatever fucking reason) – so expect a lot of DLC in your future. Start bagsying your characters. I’ll be Jack. No, not Sane Jack O’hooligan, the man-hating goat murderer of Dingle Bay. Rich