This is what happened last time people made robot ninjas.

As with so many relationships, our one with Borderlands started out as true love, went a tad rocky and then turned into complete and utter hatred..

Even a sincere attempt at reconciliation left us irritated and bored and we’d hoped that Borderlands would do the honourable thing and fuck right off into fucking obscurity.

Well, no such fucking luck as Gearbox have announced a new DLC package to hit the Marketplace in September.  Titled ‘Claptrap’s New Robot Revolution‘ and adding a new choresome level cap (71) and no doubt another hundred or so tedious fetch quests, our expectation levels for this are even lower than what we’d have for Pirates Vs Ninjas: Dodgeball 2.

We just hope it doesn’t have achievements attached as we long since lashed our copies of B’lands. Anyway, it’ll be £6.80 (800M$P) and it won’t be any fun.  Expect a review on the site within a week of it landing.  Possibly.