Ask Giant Minecraft Dyer #1: The Wii-U

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With Nintendo’s foray into the next gen just around the corner. One of our readers asked THE 100FT MINECRAFT DANNY DYER HEAD “Hello monstrous stone Dyer. Should I buy the Nintendo Wii-U or wait for Sony or Microsoft to announce their next console?“

The Dyer

Yeah I bought the treacle one of them Nintendo Wii fings.  Said there you go, Treacle.  You can do some facking Zumba now and not miss Eastenders.

Now the facking thing has got more dust on it than Dot Cotton’s facking muff.

To be honest, I can’t be arsed with all that facking Mario shit.  He’s a facking MUG.  Nah, if I had arms and wasn’t just a terrifying stone visage of a popular (read: MUCH LOVE FROM MEN) wideboy actor, I’d be too busy playing Call of Duty: Black Ops 2.

It looks the facking nuts, bruv!

Soppy tart.

 

Unfuckwittable. That’s what you were

Hello, Loves!

After four years of le content unfuckwittable, PEOWW (bleoww-faced killers from the Planet Sex) is changing as we know it.  Not in a good way – unfortunately we’ve decided to call it a day on the written side of the site – but the forum and PEOWWcast will continue FOREVER.

We did what we set out to do back in September 2007.  We wrote 260+ reviews telling you exactly what we thought.   It won us a few fans and pissed off a few people along the way but it was all about the games.  Not the industry, the hype, the advertising or the PR guys.  We recommended Two Worlds, we hated EA.  We were the good guys to the end!

We’ll still be around but it is an ending of sorts so thank you for reading, listening and watching.

One love.

PEOWW

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