Hello, Loves!

Well that was fun.  A bonus month of unfuckwittable PEOWW sex in your mouth.  We came to get our revenge on the games industry that murdered our families and left us disfigured but it seems the games industry has eaten itself and shat out nothing but cunts.

We’re off to get in our day-glo flying alien Chevy Malibu and try our hand at something new, something different, something that doesn’t have money-hungry publishers and supplicant game sites sucking off PR cunts for a mouthful of the next AAA blockbuster piece of shit.  Something that isn’t ‘free to play’ or full of day one DLC.  Something that isn’t voiced by Nolan North.  Something that isn’t a generic sequel to something we loved ten years ago.  Something that isn’t brought to you by the fucking GMAs or sites give out good reviews based on box art.  Something that isn’t a Peter Molyneux experiment or a fucking Kickstarter.

As ever, everything we did was for our readers, apart from the in-jokes.  They were mostly for the three of us who still play on Live but we hope we gave you a giggle and told you what lemons to avoid.  Or buy!

Thanks for reading, Loves.  PEOWW LOVES YOU ALL.

We’ll be like animals.  Watching you.  From afar.  Rich and PEOWW

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