Ch-ch-changes.

Man, fuck this summer drought, eh? PEOWW feels to need to do more but these publishing houses, they dribble out new games and it slows down our sexuality.

So we’re doing two things.  One is uploading more news.  Us doing the news?  Yep, we used to.  Lots of years back.  We were good too *reminisces* but these days though we’ve been letting other, bigger sites do all that as we found the whole thing too horrifying to contemplate.  Well no more!  We’re doing news again.  Admittedly, it won’t really be news.  It’ll be news that’s a couple of days old with all the key points turned into swears.  Like how mum used to review.

Also, while we’re keeping our trademarked (in Crash magazine) two reviewers format for our reviews, any games that we miss because only one of buys them (ie – all these fucking lemons I keep buying) may well get a mini-review.  These aren’t going in the review index because our reviews are two-man review sex in your eyes.  But these fucking lemons need to be spoken about.

Look!  There’s one below.  Darkstar One.  It’s worth getting on the cheap.  See?  We’re helping already.