Peoww News

Square Enix have created an ultra-rare version of the 3DS AKA one that anybody can fucking bother playing?  Amirite?

EA and Manchester City FC have joined forces to piss on what’s left of football’s soul by announcing that upcoming FIFA games will have bespoke Man City content “experiences” which has led some cocksucker at the club to blurt out “”Many of our supporters, not to mention first team players are huge fans of FIFA. The deal with EA Sports was therefore a natural fit and the beginning of what I know will be an exciting partnership.”

And finally, Andy McNabb is writing a tie-in novel for Battlefield 3. We’ll leave you to fill in your own derogatory words. Rich