Lynch.

We don’t think we’ll be reviewing Kane and Lynch 2 here at PEOWW.  There’s a few reasons.

Firstly, as one of our forumers, P Wee, has noted there’s the issue of ‘why the fuck are they persisting with this shit when they should be making a new Hitman.’  We’d go one further and say a new Freedom Fighters but the point stands.

Then there’s the fact that Kane and Lynch wasn’t very good.  Although it had fleeting moments of interest, everything about it was so poorly put together that we’re not even sure why IO are even allowed to make games anymore.

Mostly though, it’s the fact that sources are saying the main campaign lasts FOUR HOURS which presumably means the focus is on playing against bastards online.  Thanks but we’re too lazy to find IO’s press email address and far too clever to buy this fucking lemon.  The demo was pants anyway.